The Speares

Living the life in Muskoka


Any Questions?



Does nonplussed mean minused?

Do cows get diarrhea?

What's grey and comes in buckets?

What's another name for a cat's vagina?

If muscles only contract, how come I can stick my tongue out?

Why does a mirror flip things round left to right but not top to bottom?

Why would King Arthur have a round table for his knights? Wouldn't a circular table make more sense?

What is Ralph short for?

Everybody says Who's a good boy then to their dog. Shouldn't it be either Who's a good boy now, or possibly, Who was a good boy then?

How would you sign things if your name was X?

Do snakes have necks?

What would vampire shit look like?